OK... I am almost ready to start. I have been watching Inside the Actor's Studio with Alec Baldwin. Man - he is all about the craft! He says that Victor Garber is a good friend and one of the best actors he knows.
I baked some banana and blueberry bread and have some Salt and Vin chips on standby. I have defrosted some veggie lasagna that I made last week for later. Delightful!
Oh yeah! Sally will be there early! I bet she'll be wearing bright purple... just a guess. Have you turned to etalk? Lainey has cool earrings... Tania is a bit over tanned.
knot, got it. Duh! that makes so much sense. I might have figured it out eventually.
I heard that they were encouraging people to go in the "back door" so that we didn't see their dresses etc until they come out on stage! I also heard that a lot of people will be wearing long gloves, which is idiotic!!
Long Gloves! What is this, a prom? Speaking of gloves...did you see what J.Love.Hewitt pulled this weekend for her 30th b-day??? She dressed up as Holly Golightly and went down to Tiffanys.
Words cannot express how STUPID it was. And she didn't even pay to get her hair done. Google it. Seriously.
I don't like that kind of one shoulder dress that Guiliana is wearing... I like the one shoulder that is like a real sleeve but this think thrown over the shoulder... I'm not down with that!
do you see this big arrow pointing to Miley, cause she is the onlly person on the carpet right now!
Oh there is taraji, Her hair ROCKS!... nice necklace too... Jennifer Gray. I don't think she ages! I wonder if she knows Richard Alpert :)
zac just called seacrest brother! as in "thanks brother" DUMB At least his hair is out of his face. I don't want to see any more freakin disney kids!!!
We are heavy on Disney tonight. Remember last year when Gary Busey attacked Jennifer Garner on the Red Carpet. I watched it on You Tube again today. LOVE IT.
It is all about a play...apparently the ceremony has a plot line. I don't know aobut this. wow. Amy Adams has some necklace on and dark red. Looks nice.
It is hard to pay attention, blog, and spell. My Good God. You only see the top portion of people too...they look nice and then you see the bottom of the dress and dear god.
Heidi Klum. She comes as a representative of heart association and she is basically wearing the dress from last year with the giant thing at the top folded down this year.
Josh Brolin is arriving... oh and there is Robert Pattinson. THank god he cut the hair. it was a little out of control
I think you are wack! Taraji is excited and enjoying the day and Marisa is wearing a crazy cut dress and messy hair... she also looks like she is gonna barf
what is hanging off of Jessica B? it's like a giant bandage and her hair is bad... I saw Anne Hath and I think someone pulled the dress down so that it's not so empty looking at the top. Maybe it rode up in the car while she was sitting??
Penelope Cruz...go home and change, we'll wait. I like Jessica Beil's bracelet. Beonce looks HORRIFIC. Jay Manuel says she looks good. Clearly he is tripping on ACID.
I saw Beyonce posing a while ago and she does that both hands on the hips and push the boobs forward... dude, this is not the MTV awards, it's not about being a hoochy. and the material of the dress is BARFY
and she thinks she should be at the oscars next year for one of her movies... and then Anne Hath shows how to be polite and modest and real and says that she never thought she would be there...
OOOO...there is the complete Marisa Tomei ensamble. It is Versace. She just got it this morning so she can be forgiven. Reminds me of my Grad dress gone wrong.
OK... I am almost ready to start. I have been watching Inside the Actor's Studio with Alec Baldwin. Man - he is all about the craft! He says that Victor Garber is a good friend and one of the best actors he knows.
ReplyDeleteJohn Cusack is next weekend!
I just watched the entire cast and crew of E! just do the Jai Ho dance finale to Slumdog Millionaire....Awesome!
ReplyDeleteWeet Jesus...I have just seen the first dress and it belongs to Beat Me Face Miley Cirus....its..BIG.
ReplyDeleteIts rather cabbage like.
ReplyDeletedude, sorry for the delay in joining... technical difficulties...
ReplyDeleteFirst things first!! Who are you wearing?
why is Miley there? seriously!
ReplyDeleteAh Yes...I am sporting "not my daughter's jeans" and a cotton ginny top. Moe...What are you wearing?
ReplyDeleteI am fliping between E! and ABC. Miley just said that she shouldn't dress her age? SHUT UP, Chauch!
ReplyDeleteWhat is with the GD "element of surprise" crap!
ReplyDeleteBlack Svoboda Cords, a long sleeve, alpine green J Crew T and slippers knit by mom!
ReplyDeleteI am also wearing slippers knit by the mother. More important than wearing..what are you eating?
ReplyDeleteI will be dining on cru d'ete, meli-melo (bits and bites), and Bags of Gold. Seriously. I bought them based on the name.
ReplyDeleteF-there is some serious technical difficulties tonight.
ReplyDeleteShould we count how many times people make stupid Adopt Me! jokes about Ang and B.
ReplyDeleteI am checking out ABC and Randal Duke has dropped some Llbs!!
Seriously - where is everyone. Stars Please!
ReplyDeleteI baked some banana and blueberry bread and have some Salt and Vin chips on standby. I have defrosted some veggie lasagna that I made last week for later. Delightful!
ReplyDeletedude, is Mulroney's hair real? the tan sure aint!
ReplyDeleteOK...Eyes peeled for Sally Kirkland. She always wears the craziest things EVER.
ReplyDeleteVirginia Madsen... Botox in the house!!
ReplyDeleteWhite ribbons for gay equality and turning over Prop 8! Rock the ribbon!!
ReplyDeleteI can't watch Ben Mulroney. He is embaressing the nation.
ReplyDeleteIndeed. Ribbons have a knot in them. I first saw it on Dave Grohl at the Grammys
ReplyDeleteOh yeah! Sally will be there early! I bet she'll be wearing bright purple... just a guess. Have you turned to etalk? Lainey has cool earrings... Tania is a bit over tanned.
ReplyDeleteSlumdog cast is there. Adorable.
ReplyDeleteABC is talking about how Miley/Hannah is "an empire" Quick, someone call social services!!
ReplyDeletedoes the know mean something specific?
ReplyDeletedress? What do you think?
ReplyDeleteI think the girl from slumdog has old lady hair...wait. It may be ok??
ReplyDeleteI mean the knot... does the know mean something? It's hard to type and look at the tv!
ReplyDeleteI don't know who this cute brit talking to Seacrest is but I enjoy him!
OHHHH the mama mia guy... good stuff dude!
ReplyDeleteThe knot means union...like tying the knot.
ReplyDeleteWHERE IS EVERYONE? Its going to be a clusterfu@k on the red carpet pretty soon.
ReplyDeleteDudes! Don't introduce you wife or husband or crazy friend that no one has heard of!
ReplyDeleteApparently they are having lots of the presentor skip the carpet to maintain the element of surprise. BOOOOOO
ReplyDeleteI don't like Guilanna Ranick's hair...or face.
ReplyDeleteknot, got it. Duh! that makes so much sense. I might have figured it out eventually.
ReplyDeleteI heard that they were encouraging people to go in the "back door" so that we didn't see their dresses etc until they come out on stage! I also heard that a lot of people will be wearing long gloves, which is idiotic!!
Hopkins looks hot
ReplyDeleteLong Gloves! What is this, a prom? Speaking of gloves...did you see what J.Love.Hewitt pulled this weekend for her 30th b-day??? She dressed up as Holly Golightly and went down to Tiffanys.
ReplyDeleteWords cannot express how STUPID it was. And she didn't even pay to get her hair done. Google it. Seriously.
I don't like that kind of one shoulder dress that Guiliana is wearing... I like the one shoulder that is like a real sleeve but this think thrown over the shoulder... I'm not down with that!
ReplyDeletedo you see this big arrow pointing to Miley, cause she is the onlly person on the carpet right now!
Oh there is taraji, Her hair ROCKS!... nice necklace too... Jennifer Gray. I don't think she ages! I wonder if she knows Richard Alpert :)
Lip Gloss is there and his hair looks like his mom spit and smoothed.
ReplyDeleteJennifer Hudgens....what the hell.
ReplyDeletezac just called seacrest brother! as in "thanks brother" DUMB At least his hair is out of his face. I don't want to see any more freakin disney kids!!!
ReplyDeleteWe are heavy on Disney tonight. Remember last year when Gary Busey attacked Jennifer Garner on the Red Carpet. I watched it on You Tube again today. LOVE IT.
ReplyDeleteA rule to live by ... no GUM! not on the carpet, not in an interview, not in a quiet room... not ever!! GUM IS GROSS!!
ReplyDeletehaha oh Gary! scaring women everywhere!
ReplyDeletekevin klein and his wife... ah what's her name. She looks pretty.
ReplyDeleteTaraji looks pretty great! I like her dress. I'm thinking Chanel? have you heard?
But Gum is Refreshing....I agree though. Only Trash would chew on the carpet. Miley, that means you.
ReplyDeletePhoebe Cates....She is forever young.
ReplyDeleterichard Jenkins is in the house! Like Taraji's necklace too. Lou Gossett is looking big.
ReplyDeletePhoebe just jokingly said that Kevin is presenting...which I think he is but is a huge secret.. and I thought he was going to deck her!
ReplyDeleteIt is all about a play...apparently the ceremony has a plot line. I don't know aobut this. wow. Amy Adams has some necklace on and dark red. Looks nice.
ReplyDeleteIt is hard to pay attention, blog, and spell. My Good God. You only see the top portion of people too...they look nice and then you see the bottom of the dress and dear god.
ReplyDeleteI saw Amy Adams from the back and she looks a little squeezed in... The little kids from Slumdog are SOOOO cute!
ReplyDeleteFreida looks nice! I like that it has a bit of Indian flair.
ReplyDeleteRyan Seacrest is an ass. He won't say the kids names cause he can't pronounce them.
ReplyDeleteFrieda does look nice.
ReplyDeletewho is the chic with John Legend? She has some seriously thick hair... extentions? maybe
ReplyDeleteI was just thinking the same...lots of hair.
ReplyDeleteI need to see some freakin dresses pretty soon man!
ReplyDeleteno kidding...its a sea of nobodies
ReplyDeleteOK..is madsen wearing the red version of Kate Winslets black golden globe dress???
ReplyDeleteHal Rubinstein is a d-bag.
ReplyDeleteBen M is right beside Seacrest. They just showed a top shot.
ReplyDeleteOh and they are showing Melissa Leo. Nice hair, top of the dress is a bit promish but it's nice at the bottom and the colour looks good on her.
John Legend looks stoned or medicated and a bit swollen... dude, there's chill and then there's stunned.
ReplyDeleteI can not watch CTV. Ryan is wack, but the people doing ABC are insane.
ReplyDeleteI don't like that everyone is leaking what is happening on the show! It's usually so freakin boring that we need some surprises.
ReplyDeleteFreida's dress is Galliano! surprising because he can be a bit freaky with his designs! She looks awesome!
Melissa Leo could have done better. Dress a bit young for her
ReplyDeleteMelissa Leo is with Ben and someone is standing on her dress.
ReplyDeleteGalliano - never would have guessed. If ABC says Tweet one more time I will die.
ReplyDeletesee my comments above about ML
ReplyDeleteDude... I was responding to you ML comment. I want Taraji's necklace. Fred Leighton, call me.
ReplyDeleteHeidi Klum. She comes as a representative of heart association and she is basically wearing the dress from last year with the giant thing at the top folded down this year.
ReplyDeleteJosh Brolin is arriving... oh and there is Robert Pattinson. THank god he cut the hair. it was a little out of control
I DON NOT LIKE KLUMS HAIR. It is almost the same as last year.
ReplyDeleteI'm off ABC. It's a bunch of people that don't know squat. Melissa Leo is all about correcting people that say things that aren't exactly correct.
ReplyDeleteDanny Boyle is so damn cute.
I heart danny boyle. He just had to explain to seacrest that we treat poor people like everyone else. A concept that flew over Seacrests head
ReplyDeleteSeacrest can't talk about serious things.. that would be to weird! Viola Davis looks good!
ReplyDeleteI don't like Viola Davis's dress. Ben Kingsly has arrived.
ReplyDeleteYou like it? ITs too solid gold for me.
ReplyDeleteOMG. I just got a glimpse of a no one over Viola's shoulder and she is straight from Knots Landing. Who the hell is she? I'll never know!
ReplyDeleteKlum is wearing to much jewelry! I don't like the dress either So far Freida has the night! I bet Kate W will look great though
I think that Viola looks cute!
ReplyDeleteTaraji looks great! I hope that she gets some great rolls after this
I think Marisa may have made some questionable fashion choices.
Marissa Tomei is there in white. Looks ok. I really don't like taraji. she loves to talk about how great she is.
ReplyDeleteI think you are wack! Taraji is excited and enjoying the day and Marisa is wearing a crazy cut dress and messy hair... she also looks like she is gonna barf
ReplyDeleteOk...Marisa might be in light purple? Can't tell...
ReplyDeleteI went to imdb and looked at their oscar red carpet photos... dude, go and look at lisa rinna's hair... now that is a statement!
ReplyDeleteI am speaking of every single interview I have ever seen of Taraji. About how much Brad loved her work, bla bla bla. Get over yourself.
ReplyDeleteI have only seen about 1/10th of marisa's dress...can't judge yet.
I don't like Virginia Madsens dress. It reminds me of Kim Basingers crazy white dress the year of batman... with the pointy bit.
ReplyDeleteAmy Adams is wearing Caroline Herrera. She looks kinda art deco. I like it, it's a bit differnt.
ReplyDeleteF-me Seth Rogan has arrived and is looking HOT
ReplyDeleteMickey Rourke got a hair cut...good move.
ReplyDeleteMickey Rourke has toned it down a bit. Not so many chains and things. Did you know that 2 of his dogs died. Dude that is sucky.
ReplyDeleteSJP is looking very Scarlet O'hara. I wouldn't want to sit beside that giant bottom. I like the top though
SJP is in the house....and that is a big ass dress. I do not like the centre part. Natalie Portman is arriving as well in Pink.
ReplyDeleteSeth was waving all awkwardly, CUTE!
ReplyDeleteNat Portman can do no wrong. She looks great! She needs to be in a good movie soon so she can be awarded something!
I thought Nat was in lavendar
ReplyDeleteSeth is HOT. What the hell is the Glamastrator? Jay please!
ReplyDeleteRobert D Jr is looking good. How can you consume that quantity of drugs and come out looking great!?
ReplyDeleteAnne Hath is in some crazy white contraption... jury is out on it so far
I think Amy wore Carolina last year as well...the brown with pockets. Amanda Seyfried looks nice. Similar necklace to taranji.
ReplyDeleteDiane Lane is in simple balck and looks nice....F! RDJ is looking clean shaven ahd HOT.....so hot I can't type.
Hathaway is here in white. I don't know???
Melissa George? WTF Why is she there? I'll never get over her stealing Michael from Sydney... forever hate her, sorry man
ReplyDeleteYeah..she is TV. Not really Oscar material.
ReplyDeleteI'm sticking to e! mostly but secreast is kinda annoying.
ReplyDeleteRobert Pattison creeps me out a bit. His hair is stupid but shorter is good.
ReplyDeleteetalk is going to talk to SJP in a sec. She's a bit shiny. I'd like a necklace or hair up and earings
ReplyDeleteI feel that I need an assistant. James Franco is clean looking, Not good, but clean.
ReplyDeleteRob P is all about the "I don't want to be famous I just want to play music and act" get over yourself.
ReplyDeleteMatthew Broderick is greying... Ferris what's happening? You've suddenly aged.
ReplyDeleteEvan Rachel Wook id there. Will they be keeping her away from Rourke?? Sean Penn is waving. That is funny.
ReplyDeleteWhat the hell is with Mathew brodericks hair? Is that natural grey? Its coming of as blonde highlights on my tv.
It'll be easier during the show when only one channel and one thing is happening at at time
ReplyDeleteMarisa is wearing a white oragami giant disaster. Dude, it's just wrong.
ReplyDeleteSeth is hilarious.
SETH.
ReplyDeleteWow...marisa's gown is complicated. lots of folding.
I missed who did SJPs dress. Randolf Duke is a d-bag...my appoligies to Hal Rubinsteen.
ReplyDeleteAnne Hath head on looks good. Great hair, interesting dress. Maybe a bit of a risk with the weird band that goes up from the waist to the back...
ReplyDeletestop saying d-bag... that's just gross
ReplyDeletethey aren't asking who made your dress very much.
ReplyDeleteI need a pee break...I have had too many beverages.
ReplyDeleteSWEET LORD, Sophia Loren looks hideous.
Robert D Jr must have had some kind of micro dermabrasion or something cause his skin looks
ReplyDeleteFAB U LOUS
serious
Latifa is in the house....like the be jeweled breast. RDJ is so freakin fab I can not handle it.
ReplyDeleteNatalie Portman is wee and wonderful
sorry about the delay in adding your comment Nicole! It's so fast and furious we forgot to go and approve it!
ReplyDeleteBeyonce is wearing a couch... how unfortunate
Shout out to Nikki and Susie.
ReplyDeleteMickey is wearing a necklace of Loki.. dude that is so cute
ReplyDeleteMERYL
Rourke is wearing a necklace with his dead dog's picture. Alarming.
ReplyDeleteMeryl is there with her look a like daughter. Looks nice from what I can tell.
I am so glad Meryl had someone do her hair. She can be a bit underdressed some times.
ReplyDeleteQueen La looks hot
Diane Lane doesn't age either. The lipstick is a bit too orange, but she looks lovely.
ReplyDeleteSophia Loren, can you say Italian White Trash? Oh, I just did! Josh Brolin, fumanchirian stash...trim it STAT!
ReplyDeleteShelf A@@ Jessical Beil is in the house with beach hair....Maybe Justin is presenting.
ReplyDeleteI am afraid of Evan Rachel... she is so pale and wearing a pale colour. She looks dead :(
ReplyDeleteJessica Biel?
Anne Hathaway looks pretty nice, but I don't know about the fit in the bust.
ReplyDeleteLatifa is singing for the dead....
ReplyDeleteI think they have to leave room so that she can sit down? It seems liek that happens a lot with that style of dress.
ReplyDeleteMarion Cotillard has a really high chignon!
Meryl looks good. and comfortable
Peter Gabriel looks crazy in his long coat. Won't sing cause they won't let him do all 6 minutes of his song. Shut up Gabriel....
ReplyDeleteI like evan r wood's dress but it would be GREAT in jewel tone like green or something
ReplyDeletebig cheer... brad? ang?
what is hanging off of Jessica B? it's like a giant bandage and her hair is bad...
ReplyDeleteI saw Anne Hath and I think someone pulled the dress down so that it's not so empty looking at the top. Maybe it rode up in the car while she was sitting??
Jessical Beil's big bow is a bit wack. She looks like she is rehashing old Cameron Diaz.
ReplyDeleteBrad and Angie...Black! Like her hair, but she looks tired. 6 kids can do that to you.
Ang and brad.. what a boring dress :(
ReplyDeleteIt has a long train of sheer. I am underwhelmed.
ReplyDeleteMy two year old just yelled "Brangelina"! God she's great :)
ReplyDeleteMy dream would be that she presents with Jen Aniston. That would be the pop culture moment of the universe.
ReplyDeletePen Cruz, I don't like her hair. Dress is a bit big but pretty nice I guess. I don't like the nude colours at all.
ReplyDeleteMarion has the TINIEST waist that I have ever seen. What a strange necklace choice.
all channels on commercial at the same time... amazing!
ReplyDeletePhil S Hoff in a toque.. interesting choice, bad haiir day?
ReplyDeleteKate W
ReplyDeleteNot sure
unmoving hair is weird
juries out
Penelope's bangs are atrocious....WHAT Philip seymour hoffman is wearing a touque. YOU ARE AT THE OSCARS!
ReplyDeleteHere comes the clusterfu@k. Kate looks nice in purple. Mairon looks nuts
Penelope Cruz...go home and change, we'll wait. I like Jessica Beil's bracelet. Beonce looks HORRIFIC. Jay Manuel says she looks good. Clearly he is tripping on ACID.
ReplyDeleteJessica B did the science awards
ReplyDeletePen Cruz was in Pierre Balmain
E! is taking a break cause there are too many stars...who produces this show? Chimpanzees?
ReplyDeleteI saw Beyonce posing a while ago and she does that both hands on the hips and push the boobs forward... dude, this is not the MTV awards, it's not about being a hoochy. and the material of the dress is BARFY
ReplyDeleteAnge...get some rest. You look waxy. I know the earrings are real, but they look rather dollar store esq.
ReplyDeleteyes, chipanzees.. "Hurry, he's ripping her apart!"
ReplyDeleteChimps can be mean
Angie looks like she is going to cry. WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON. Jennifer won't bite.
ReplyDeleteOh...poor chimp-ripped -off-her-face woman. Seriously. Sad News.
ReplyDeleteI turned to ABC
ReplyDeleteRandolph is angry with any woman that poses for photos and puts her hands on her hips... He is ANGRY
winslet...the hair is stiff. I kind of dig it though.
ReplyDeleteRandolph is seriously against posing. He has been taking about that all day.l PUT YOUR HAND DOWN - what the f was that
ReplyDeleteAng always looks morose and gets mad at the interviewers... she hates the game, but she's a player
ReplyDeleteI am sorry to say that I think I hate Kate W's dress... it's too smooth or something and I don't like the black hangy bit.
PUT YOUR HAND DOWN. YOUR HAND. DOWN.
ReplyDeleteSeriously Randolph. I am going to hunt you down....in the night.
ReplyDeleteJen Garner might be here casue she has a movie coming out with Matt McConaughey
ReplyDeleteKate is in YSL
while your at it shave off that insipid moustache
ReplyDeleteYeah...George on ABC is wack....you are the worst time filler ever.
ReplyDeleteMo...see you on the next blog
peace out
ReplyDeleteI'm back for the last 1/2 hour
ReplyDeleteI have no idea what is going on. At least these are more professionally produced. No face ripping chimps here.
ReplyDeletethis is a good time to collect some new snacks and take a bio break!
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of face ripping chimps...I will never forget the time that Susie and I told Nikki about the woman who's face was ripped off by dogs.
ReplyDeleteThank God I have snacks prepared...we are at a fever pace.
ReplyDeleteWhere does Zac get off saying Dev is a "great kid"... dude, your not a grandpa!
ReplyDeleteRobin Roberts looks like an athelete. RDJ's wife Susan looks nice.
ReplyDeleteYou don't like Viola's dress? I think she looks nice! It's not like she is an old hat at this.
ReplyDeleteMiley looks idiotic.
ReplyDeleteShe has good hair and make up, but I really don't like it. Here is Miley again.
ReplyDeleteshe just said that Angie is her favourite person of all history!
ReplyDeleteMiley just said that Ang is "my favorite person of all history"
ReplyDeletedude, you need to take a history class STAT
No kidding...any schooling really. Armani Prive gown on Hathaway...
ReplyDeleteand she thinks she should be at the oscars next year for one of her movies... and then Anne Hath shows how to be polite and modest and real and says that she never thought she would be there...
ReplyDeleteAnne Rocks, Miley does not.
Double Extends Beauty Tubes..love
ReplyDeleteI think Cate B wears a lot of Armani Prive.. haven't seen her yet
ReplyDeleteprobably went in the back door.
ReplyDeleteMeryl looks good!
ReplyDeleteThe accountants look like they are nervous.
ReplyDeleteMeryl's hair looks great. She has her other daughter with her
Seriously the hair penelope. too much time hanging with Elton John
ReplyDeleteThe top of Pen Cruz's dress looks weird... like the boning inside is broken or something. I don't like ballgowns... it's to darn big
ReplyDeleteShe has been speaking english for a long time and I still find it like listening to an ESL student.
ReplyDeletedumb comments abound
ReplyDeleteJack Black!
ReplyDeleteMarisa in versace... don't like it. I think I would prefer it if it was cut off at the first section of pleats and was a knee lengther...
ReplyDeleteOOOO...there is the complete Marisa Tomei ensamble. It is Versace. She just got it this morning so she can be forgiven. Reminds me of my Grad dress gone wrong.
ReplyDeleteDavid Rockwell looks like a misshapen Henry Winkler
ReplyDeleteWho would save Jerry Lewis? I would definitely not. Sweet God..is he getting the big award tonight. I HATE JERRY LEWIS.
ReplyDeleteblah blah blah... should we move to the next blog?
ReplyDeleteYeah...lets move and take a break to rest before the big opening number.
ReplyDeleteJerry is going to be in a wheelchair and will probably say something inappropriate and hilarious...
ReplyDeleteThose crystals are pretty cool
Crystals, Cool. Jerry Lewis, Drool.
ReplyDelete